My wife had a go at me last night, she said I would drive her to an early grave.................I had the car out in 30 seconds.
My husband once asked me "where would you like to be buried" and my reply was "on top of you"
Marian Fanucan on RTE Radio 1 a good few years back. I heard it too.I heard that interview...it was on radio and I thought I'd choke laughing at the time. The program was a serious one about burials and I was on my way over to switch it off when this guy came on. Interviewer didn't know what to say, they cut the guy off as quickly as possible.