Things you learn from movies

The football 'jock' and black guy always die!

The cop is always about to retire when the serial killer comes to town!

All cops who retire are looking forward to fishing
 
Computer screens make a printing noise when displaying information on them.

All computers can connect to each other no matter what make or operating system, e.g. the apple laptop connecting to the Alien spaceship in Independence day.
 
When your going somewhere in a car there is always a parking space available on the road outside the place you are visiting. Likewise when the police are following a baddie, they will also have no difficulty finding a regular parking space, a discrete distance away, from which to observe.


Murt
 
Murt10 said:
When your going somewhere in a car there is always a parking space available on the road outside the place you are visiting. Likewise when the police are following a baddie, they will also have no difficulty finding a regular parking space, a discrete distance away, from which to observe.


Murt
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they missed out that the "hero" can knock a "baddy" out with one single clean punch (no scuffle needed) - once hit the baddy will then slump to the ground and not get back up until the hero is gone - please note the hero can knock out up to five or six baddies with single punches during an escape and will suffer no broken knuckles. Once the hero holds his right wrist with his left hands and shakes his right hand out twice the hero will be ready to go again!
 
And everytime someone gets completely drenched in water from head to toe, in the very next scene their clothes will be dry!
 
Storms start instantaneously: there's a crack of thunder and lightning (always in sync), then heavy rain starts falling.

List part 1 & 2
 
A person, usually a grizzled male can drink alcohol to the point of extreme intoxication, but when faced with an immediate problem to solve - 'they're getting away!' 'she's gone into labour!' 'the aliens are indeed about to take over the earth!', he can sober up instantly by splashing water on his face and deciding on a course of action.
 
Suitcases are always weightless...
Everyone knows the dance steps...
During a duckling to swan transformation the person helping is always the same size and owns a vast aray of clothing they can choose from...
Ugly children don't exist...
 
- Desk concierges or hotel porters are often fountains of wisdom who always know how to get something done in double quick time - the kinda things that the rest of us would struggle with forever.

- Commercial airline pilots are generally really nice guys

- no car chase is the same without hub caps flying off the cops cars only & at least 5 cop cars getting crashed up in the pursuit.

- the middle aged overweight black woman has seen it all before.

and for the future...
- perhaps in Starwars episode 27 the goodies might actually ditch the oxford english tone & speak in some half arsed dialect
 
When you switch off the bedroom light at night, there is a pale blue light always on which makes it possible to see perfectly.

There is never any awkwardness involved in getting undressed........clothes just seem to melt away, only to be returned perfectly ironed in the morning.
 
Gordanus said:
There is never any awkwardness involved in getting undressed........clothes just seem to melt away, only to be returned perfectly ironed in the morning.
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good for you Gordanus... but please stick to the topic in the forum here :D
 
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