Yummy Mummy

[sandrat]

Wow, you dig fat chicks then?

You dig pregnant chicks

 

[Purple]

You dig pregnant chicks

Says who?

 

[Guest128]

Wow, you dig fat chicks then?

LOL, 1 second googling would have served me well, I confused the second B of the acronym

 

[Purple]

*Deletes actual post*.....was about to reply with something smart there but it probably would result in me being banned from the website or something

That happens to me all the time.

 

[sandrat]

Says who?

says you when your wife asks if her bump looks big in this

 

[Purple]

says you when your wife asks if her bump looks big in this

She knows better than to ask

 

[DavyJones]

I am only a young un, what does cougar mean?

Ok I googled it expected something amazing, my imagination was gettting the better of me....anyhow turns out to be a member of the feline famliy



Oh another thing...have ye any work to be doing I shall think of things plumbing for a while to cleanse my mind.

 

[sandrat]

is plumbing another word i should google?

 

[Guest128]

The term "LOL" is so often overused but when I read the following I was also on the ground with laughter, and still am sniggering as I type this!!!


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Originally Posted by Purple
Wow, you dig fat chicks then?

You dig pregnant chicks

 

[sandrat]

whats so funny?

 

[sandrat]

ROFLMAO is what you want not LOL

 

[Guest128]

Yes I was just about to go looking for something along those lines!

 

[Caveat]

Wow, you dig fat chicks then?

Hmmphh. I object to the use of the word "chicks"

I have no objection however to any other recent terminology and the images they suggest.

Including "plumbing".

 

[DavyJones]

is plumbing another word i should google?

I wish. Sadly it is as boring as it sounds

 

[Caveat]

What I can gather is you wouldnt mind taking a cougar BBW to an accomodations for some MILFing?

Yep. Sounds like a reasonable plan to me?

 

[gillarosa]

Saw a car yesterday driven by a blonde with sunglasses on her head. It had a 'Yummy Mummy on board' sticker in the back window. Does anyone else find this expression really annoying?

Yes surely it would only have been appropriate had one of the kids been driving and the self titled YM was in the back fully restrained by the appropriate seatbelts, being the driver doesn't really qualify a person as "on board" does it. Anyway what happened between 1970 something when Gillian Bowler ran about carrying her sunglasses on her head hail, rain and shine and a few years back when the top of the head became the almost universal mode of sunglass wear.....was it the past two rainy summers?

 

[Smashbox]

I am kinda confused with the way this thread i going...!

 

[Bubbly Scot]

I'm a slummy mummy, is there a bumper sticker for me?

I like this

 

[Teatime]

Saw a car yesterday driven by a blonde with sunglasses on her head. It had a 'Yummy Mummy on board' sticker in the back window. Does anyone else find this expression really annoying?

I would find this sticker very annoying if it was false advertising but you haven't told us whether she was a yummy mummy or not. Blonde with sunglasses could mean she's a golden retriever.

 

[oldtimer]

Okay, lads (and should I add lassies), I have read all on this thread and still honestly don't know what MILF is and as my name suggests I am over thirteen. Anybody care to explain?