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Elcato

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Yep, it’s that time again – I found this one playing the trombone on a New York subway.

This time by :

Dame Ida Lifeonce (1414-1515) (kaputnik and some)

I bend my poorly finger
Yip, yap, the doggy barketh
Who darest spread a plate
Horsey gonst

Terrible plagues of carnations fall
Turtle soup and marjoram
Who argues with Johnny Madman
Plenty gollop

Spare the rod and catch a fishy
Smite the hideous and laughalot
My leg goes sleepy, and I tremble with glee
Daft bat

Whoopsy, cries a demonic yachtsman
Ol’ Henry eats his crumble
Jibber on a jelly bench Gounod
Harkenflakker

Is it to be a U-boat surfacing
Simon the pieman looks on in disdain
Kelly putst onst thine pottle
Snitchpipes

Humble Alfred awards a billy goat
Doest whatst thou willest
A merry gigolo shows his TEETH !
Growly some

Birchy, Birchy becomes quite lurky
Pretty maids dance on a thimble
He who pays the pipistrelle
Pernickety

Please all note if thee wantest the raging torrent of incestuous behaviour in column 18, line 504 – then sit back a while and flaunt your flimsiest underwear, all the while thinking of good ol’ Blighty – bless her/him !

BUBUY & plenty lovings
 
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I fail to see the humour or point of this This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language?
 
This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language it surely is

he should be committed
 
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Come mothers and fathers throughout the land

Dont criticize what you cant understand

Your sons and daughters are beyond your command

Your old road is rapidly aging

Please get out of the new one if you cant lend your hand

For the times they are a changin
 
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Large chortle. That's funnier than James Joyce.
 
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I quite like it. But I'm not so sure that it's very funny.

In general 'The Craic' seems to be pretty poor. One time where boards.ie is better maybe. At least, it's the only board I'm aware of for jokes and stuff...if you're in the mood for light entertainment.
 
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