We have a fantastic opportunity for individuals looking to begin or continue a career as a Shepard. The position on offer is classed as "Wolf".
This role offers earning potential of up to and beyond €2500 per week depending upon how many sheep you can rally to your cause or get into your field.
Key responsibilities:
• Convincing the sheep that they are important to your cause, even if they will eventually end up paying for taking/following your guidance.
• Keep as many sheep within your field as possible by any means necessary. If it involves sacrificing other flocks of sheep, so be it . .
• Maximise confusion among sheep so you can control them.
• Prioritize time and plan which sheep are expendable
Candidates ideally should have:
• Experience in manipulation
• Fluent in ignorance, delusion and anything self serving
• Target driven approach - Get more sheep into your field , at least maintain the amount of sheep you have.
• A neat and professional appearance so the sheep lap up all the "food" (also defined as crap) you feed them.
• An ability to completely ignore any rational line of thought that conflicts with your goals.
Days/ Hours
• Whenever you get good chance to rant on the national airways or look for standing ovations off confused flocks that know not what they do . .
If you think you have what it takes please apply through "in the clouds" recruitment agency Or call
1800 - guaranteed-job-is-worth-nothing
1800 - guaranteed-pension-is-worth-nothing
1800 - Benchmarking-only-goes-oneway
For more information look on wedidnotcausethismess.ie , click on the sidebar entitled "with the birds" . .
This role offers earning potential of up to and beyond €2500 per week depending upon how many sheep you can rally to your cause or get into your field.
Key responsibilities:
• Convincing the sheep that they are important to your cause, even if they will eventually end up paying for taking/following your guidance.
• Keep as many sheep within your field as possible by any means necessary. If it involves sacrificing other flocks of sheep, so be it . .
• Maximise confusion among sheep so you can control them.
• Prioritize time and plan which sheep are expendable
Candidates ideally should have:
• Experience in manipulation
• Fluent in ignorance, delusion and anything self serving
• Target driven approach - Get more sheep into your field , at least maintain the amount of sheep you have.
• A neat and professional appearance so the sheep lap up all the "food" (also defined as crap) you feed them.
• An ability to completely ignore any rational line of thought that conflicts with your goals.
Days/ Hours
• Whenever you get good chance to rant on the national airways or look for standing ovations off confused flocks that know not what they do . .
If you think you have what it takes please apply through "in the clouds" recruitment agency Or call
1800 - guaranteed-job-is-worth-nothing
1800 - guaranteed-pension-is-worth-nothing
1800 - Benchmarking-only-goes-oneway
For more information look on wedidnotcausethismess.ie , click on the sidebar entitled "with the birds" . .
