S
Santa
Guest
T'was the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everyone one felt rotten
even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
and Dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down to a nice
piece of ass
Then out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter
There out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it had to be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
in a heap of confusion
the fucker just fell
He filled all the stockings
with pretzels & beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
Have a hell of a night!
and all through the house
everyone one felt rotten
even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
and Dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down to a nice
piece of ass
Then out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter
There out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it had to be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
in a heap of confusion
the fucker just fell
He filled all the stockings
with pretzels & beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
Have a hell of a night!