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Male Pig
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A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses
around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine
leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and
hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there, standing next to her,
is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price
of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you
farted just touching it... you're going to This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language when
you hear the price."
around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine
leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and
hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there, standing next to her,
is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price
of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you
farted just touching it... you're going to This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language when
you hear the price."