Sex and driving???
Hear Hear Rd
Although I have to add that there is a third category between the good and bad. Let's call them the OK drivers. Wouldn't it be great if we were all perfect, all the time?
Being or having been a pedestrian, cyclist, motorcyclist, car, van, taxi, bus and truck driver on the streets of Dublin, I have experienced driving and drivers from most perspectives.
A bad driver is a bad driver...period! A good driver is only as good as the last time they were on the road!!!
It doesn't matter whether they are young or old, male or female.
To be a good driver requires 100% concentration, 100% of the time, on driving only!
Each time you turn to look at the reaction of your passenger to what you just said, you are less than 100%.
Each time you ogle / envy that 'fox',<100%.
Each time you brush the fallen cigarette ash from your lap,<100%.
Search for radio station / appropriate CD,<100%.
Shave, apply blusher, check hair or teeth in rear-view mirror, examine the extract from the nostrils, read the contents of the early letter post, utilise inappropriate hand signals not specified in the Rules of the Roads,<100%.
Being a good driver isn't something you learn, its something you do!
Be self-critical! How long since you read the Rules of the Road? Read 'em and weep, at how many of your acquired bad habits are 'not' recommended. (This applies to ALL road users pedestrians, cyclists and drivers alike!!!!)
Stopping when you have right of way to give someone, who hasn't, right of way doesn't make you a good driver! It makes you a bad driver because you are unpredictable!
Driving at 20 MPH doesn't make you a good driver, driving at an appropriate (including lawful) speed is best.
Driving with dipped headlights on doesn't make you a good driver; it just makes you more visible! It is a good idea but no more!
Indicators are provided for the benefit of others! Use them (for the sake of others) but use them correctly!
Don't indicate right when entering a roundabout just because you are going to start turning the wheel in a clockwise direction! We all know you need to turn the wheel clockwise on the roundabout!!!! We would like to know where you intend to EXIT!!!
On approach to a roundabout indicate as you would if the junction was not a roundabout! Left for turning first left, right for turning right and not at all for proceeding straight ahead! When you have passed, or as you are passing the turn/exit before your turn/exit THEN INDICATE!!! Indicating before turning is analogous to foreplay before sex...your intentions are obvious and everything runs smoother!
AND LASTLY, for now, IF YOU INTEND TO USE THE M50, PLEASE HAVE YOUR TOLL CHARGE IN AN EASILY ACCESSIBLE PLACE, WITHIN REACH, BEFORE REACHING THE TOLL BOOTH!