Woman course

[stuart]

>>NEW TAFE COURSES FOR WOMEN.


>Many women think that they already know everything, but wait, new
>training courses are now available in 2005 for women on the following
>subjects:
> 1. Silence, the Final Frontier : Where No Women Has Gone Before
> 2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking : Making Deposits
> 3. Parties : Going Without New Outfits
> 4. Man Management : Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The
>Game
> 5. Bathroom Etiquette I : Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too
> 6. Bathroom Etiquette ii : His Razor Is His
> 7. Communication Skills I : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
> 8. Communication Skills ii : Thinking Before Speaking
> 9. Communication Skills iii : Getting what you Want Without Nagging
> 10. Driving a car Safely : A Skill You CAN Acquire
> 11. Telephone Skills : How To Hang Up
> 12. Introduction To Parking
> 13. Advanced Parking : Backing into a Space
> 14. Water Retention : Fact or Fat
> 15. Cooking I : Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
> 16. Cooking ii : Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
> 17. Cooking iii : How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
> 18. Compliments : Accepting Them Gracefully
> 19. PMS :Your Problem .......... Not His
> 20. Dancing : Why Men Don't Like To
> 21. Classic Clothing : Wearing Outfits You Already Have
> 22. Household Dust : A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
> 23. Integrating Your Laundry : Washing It All Together
> 24. Oil and Petrol: your Car Needs Both
> 25. TV Remotes : For Men Only
> 26. Getting Ready to go out : Start the day before
>
>

 

[Marion]

Marion is pleased to announe that AAM is an equal opportunities site:



Subject:Training Courses For Men

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop & The Sponge.

2. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet

3. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed

4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain?: You CAN tell the Difference

6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away

7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, You Can Throw It Away

8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

9. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

10. Accepting Your Limitations: Having Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink.

12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash The Towels!

13. Bathroom Etiquette III: How to tell you are about to run out of Toilet Paper!

14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 5-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill

15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970's Polyester Shirts

16. No, Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware

17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel

18. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut

20. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It

21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh

23. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

 

[Vanilla]

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