Can you cry under water?
Personally I can't - the chlorine/salt/crap hurts my eyes too much. But I reckon if I wore those goggles I could!
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Assassination is when someone is specifically targeted to be killed due to their status. Any well known A-list celebrity would fall under this. Murdered is generally used for those of us who are not celebrities. Who decides is anyones guess.
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
It's just a saying...you have too much time on your hands (a bit like me today!)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
v. simple answer. Square packaging is cheaper all around (to make, pack, ship, etc.). This is why the majority of companies or suppliers use square packaging. I quite like the square pizza boxes - a little space in each corner for dips
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Im not sure it was a disease but it runs the risk of parasites. Can be lethal if the ham is not cooked properly.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Dream big Graham! Do you know off the top of your head the name of the man/woman who did put wheels on luggage? No...because its something a bit trivial in comparison to walking on the moon. But I see what you are getting at
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Babies tend to have very peaceful sleeps because they're only real worry in life is "will I poop now or wait till yer one is taking my nappy off again?"
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
No, its called a mime-ing!! (awful joke, all I could come up with
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
You are starring/playing a part IN a movie, which is broadcast ON TV.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because its fun to pretend you're a giant for a while. And to see the full effects of gravity
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
So you can regain some pride and dignity. Although I really think its because they dont want to be looking!
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
This I don't know. A bit odd actually now that I've read this. Although if I called it my "panty" it sounds funny. Bra can be plural too though
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Because people are strange Graham...very strange
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
I could be wrong but I always assumed Pluto was a pup while Goofy was an adult. If I were as addled by this as you are I would most certainly be formatting a letter to Mr. Walt Disnep IMMEDIATELY for rectification!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME gear, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Who is Wile E. Coyote?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
It is not made from Babies. I repeat, NOT made from babies. Do not try this at home.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Yes
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
To see if they have the same tune!
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
I'm hoping theres a Doctor on here that will give you a really really smart answer for this!!!!
Why?, Why?, Why?
Why not?!!?