What are your most boring news stories?

Nah! I was just talking about the one right above my previous post
 
Re: What are your most boring news stories

Great line on the BBC news report of this week's modern art fire, which was otherwise a boring news story.

Delivered deadpan on the 3pm bulletin:

"The fire destroyed modern artworks which could take literally *hours* to replace."

James
 
Re: What are your most boring news stories

I heard the burnt out building will be an entry in next years Turner prize!
 
Re: What are your most boring news stories

Dowee - you would bore the ass off a donkey.

You've worked that out without ever even meeting me, fair play to ya'!
 
news switch-off

"and finally, with the latest sports news......"
Bing!