what are my rights as a squatter

What about landlowners who use a bit of an unknown owner's field and eventually get adverse possession and thereby ownership? Maybe this is different to squatting.
 
Squatting in a local authority house is unlawful. If you are asked by a Gárda to leave and refuse you are liable to a fine and/or imprisonment. See Section 20 of the Housing ( Miscellaneous Provisions ) Act 1997
 
Should this thread not be closed? It is obviously a wind up. Granted there is a discussion trying to break out, but should it not be on it's dedicated thread as opposed to one started by someone just looking to get a rise out of someone?