The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master
bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare
you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear
from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home
this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went
ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically
devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and
full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I
gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can
no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her
the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear
because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister
gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and
I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the
same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the
door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
. . . . . . "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare
you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear
from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home
this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went
ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not
well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically
devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and
full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I
gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can
no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her
the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear
because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister
gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and
I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that
you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the
same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the
door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
. . . . . . "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"