U2 joke

bono and the edge are playing football, they break a window in a mans house and run away, the man shouts 'hey u2 come back here'
 
A man dies and arrives at the gates of heaven, he hears a familiar tune and looks over to see a man belting out a U2 song, This post will be deleted if not edited immediately he says I didn't know Bono had died. He hasn't replies the man (and my names Peter, St.Peter to you) that just God pretending he's Bono.

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Bono donates nearly all his money to the poor in Africa, he's come to realise that he doesn't actually need it and has settle on having one house and one holiday a year!

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(St)Bono takes time off helping the world's poor to "hob nob" with the rich and famous or is it the other way round?
 
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