A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees
the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,
...Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
"What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say
to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle
weighs 1 pound, my right testicle weighs 1 pound and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said
"Turn around."
HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees
the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,
...Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
"What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say
to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle
weighs 1 pound, my right testicle weighs 1 pound and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said
"Turn around."