LOLWomen throwing their knickers at me everywhere I go, and then a litter-warden coming along telling me to pick them up because they're 'your knickers now'.
Self service tills at the supermarket...
- "place item on belt" (I put the item on belt, belt shoots off...)
- "unexpected weight, remove item" (run down the end, grab item)
- "place item on belt" (I put the item back on the belt)
- "place item on belt" (I pick it up and put it back down again)
- "unexpected weight, remove item" (I pick it up, put it down, pick it up, put it down...)
- "wait for store assistance, wait for store assistance, wait for store assistance..." (Aaaaaaah!!!)
Can't see I've met a checkout operator yet that has not been able to speak English sufficiently and many of them are more pleasant and efficient than alot of their Irish colleagues.
Things that annony me ... I have waited a long time for this thread
11) the civil service, usually not very civil in my opinion and about as productive as a gay bull in a cowbarn
Dubliners who refer to anyone living outside the boundaries of their county as culchies, or living down the country, as if Dublin was the centre of the universe, that they are somehow superior to anywhere else in Ireland!
People from outside Dublin with their inferiority complexes and paranoia
People from outside Dublin with their inferiority complexes and paranoia
Speaking of which - Gardaí arrested two teenagers today when they found one drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks. They charged one but let the other one off.our joke justice system
Dubliners who refer to anyone living outside the boundaries of their county as culchies, or living down the country, as if Dublin was the centre of the universe, that they are somehow superior to anywhere else in Ireland!
People from outside Dublin with their inferiority complexes and paranoia
Heard the term "AJH's" on the last word to refer to these folks "Ah Jayzuz howaya"And thats why in every county in Ireland you hear 'howyaaa'. If it's so good then why are ye all leaving
You should be more specific, the rest of the world is outside Dublin, you should have said "people from down the country".
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