There is no corruption in public office

I don't know where people are getting the idea that there's corruption in public office. We obviously have very little corruption here, as can be seen from the Standards In Public Office Commission, who were set up in 2001 to eradicate corruption in public office and have only successfully prosecuted one case since.
So there you have it - no corruption here.

The same goes for the banks. ODCE and the Gardai have found nothing there either.

What a relief!
Oh, who's checking for incompetence?

lol!
Who's checking for 'soft corruption'? - isn't that what it's called?
Technically, TDs unvouched expenses and other perks are all fine and dandy, but who makes the rules? It's legal theft.