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You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
> >Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
> >the
> meal Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how
> > beautiful
> > Brian's Roommate, Rachel, was. Brian's Mom had long been
> > suspicious
> >>of a relationship
> >between Brian and Rachel, and this had only
> > made
> > her more Curious. Over the course of the evening, while
> > watching the >two
> >react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian
> and
> > Rachel than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
> >volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure
> > you
> > Rachel and I are just Roommates."
> > out a week later, Rachel came to Brian saying, "Ever since
> your
> >mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
> > silver
> > gravy ladle; You don't suppose she took it, do yo u?"
> >Brian
> > >said, >"Well,
> > I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
> >
> > So he sat down and wrote:
> >
> > >Dear Mom:
> >
> > I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
> > house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
> > But
> > the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
> > here for
> > dinner.
> >
> >
> >
> >Love, Brian
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
> > mother
> >that
> > Read:
> >
> > Dear Son:
> > I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Rachel, I'm not saying
> > that
> > you "do not" sleep with Rachel. But the fact remains that if
> > Rachel is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
> > gravy
> > ladle by now.
> > Love, Mom
> >Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
> >the
> meal Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how
> > beautiful
> > Brian's Roommate, Rachel, was. Brian's Mom had long been
> > suspicious
> >>of a relationship
> >between Brian and Rachel, and this had only
> > made
> > her more Curious. Over the course of the evening, while
> > watching the >two
> >react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian
> and
> > Rachel than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
> >volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure
> > you
> > Rachel and I are just Roommates."
> > out a week later, Rachel came to Brian saying, "Ever since
> your
> >mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
> > silver
> > gravy ladle; You don't suppose she took it, do yo u?"
> >Brian
> > >said, >"Well,
> > I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
> >
> > So he sat down and wrote:
> >
> > >Dear Mom:
> >
> > I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
> > house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
> > But
> > the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
> > here for
> > dinner.
> >
> >
> >
> >Love, Brian
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
> > mother
> >that
> > Read:
> >
> > Dear Son:
> > I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Rachel, I'm not saying
> > that
> > you "do not" sleep with Rachel. But the fact remains that if
> > Rachel is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
> > gravy
> > ladle by now.
> > Love, Mom