The Ressurection

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Leatherars

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A guy goes to the Holy Land with his wife & mum in law. Mother in law dies.
Undertaker explains that it would cost €5000 to ship the body home, or €150 to bury her in the Holy Land. We'll ship her home says the guy. Are you sure asks the undertaker? Yes said the guy . Look you buried a guy here 2000 years ago and three days later the fecker rose from the dead , so I'm not taking that chance.