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garrettod
Guest
We believe in one drink, Guinness the almighty
Makers of cans and bottles
Of all this is drunk and un-drunk
We believe in one brewer, Arthur
The only son of Guinness
Eternallly begotten of the hops
Hops from hops, barley from barley
True drink from true drink
Begotten not made
Of one distillery of the Father
Through it all things were made
For us men and our salvation
It comes down from St James Gate
By the power of the market he became Incarnate
And was made a rich man
For our sake we are crucified under Pontius Prices
Bad pints, suffer hangovers and AA meetings
On the next day we rise again in accordance
With our scruples and ascend into oblivion
We come again to judge the living and the dead
We believe in one alcoholic beverage
Brewed and bottled under one license
We acknowledge one Arthur, son of the almighty pint
Conceived in heaven and sold on earth
Blessed is the one drink through one father and many sons
Sold under one label and distributed throughout the world
We look for the resurrection of new drinks
And a cure for hangovers
Amen
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This was posted for fun & with no offense intended.
Regards
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