Lex Foutish
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At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding,
she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned
that her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the
entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Jenny prepares herself for bed and
the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They
unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,
Jenny consents to more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger
kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is
back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I
am thoroughly impressed that, at your age, you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old - Alzheimer's has its advantages.
Don't be afraid of getting old - Alzheimer's has its advantages.
P.S. Did I post this here already??
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding,
she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned
that her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the
entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Jenny prepares herself for bed and
the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They
unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she
prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,
Jenny consents to more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger
kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is
back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I
am thoroughly impressed that, at your age, you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old - Alzheimer's has its advantages.
Don't be afraid of getting old - Alzheimer's has its advantages.
P.S. Did I post this here already??