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Ludraman
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President George Bush and Vice President Cheney are
>enjoying lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant.
>The waitress approaches their table to take their order.
>She is young and very attractive.
>She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have
>the heart-healthy salad.
>" Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush
>she asks, "And what would you like, Mr. President?"
>Bush smiled at the waitress and responded, "How about a
>quickie?"
>Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm
>shocked and disappointed in you.
>I thought you were bringing in a new administration
>that was committed to high principles and morality.
>I'm sorry I voted for you."
>With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
>The President was shocked and sat in stunned silence.
>Cheney leaned across the table and in a quiet voice
>said to the stunned president,
>"Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced quiche".
>enjoying lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant.
>The waitress approaches their table to take their order.
>She is young and very attractive.
>She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have
>the heart-healthy salad.
>" Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush
>she asks, "And what would you like, Mr. President?"
>Bush smiled at the waitress and responded, "How about a
>quickie?"
>Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm
>shocked and disappointed in you.
>I thought you were bringing in a new administration
>that was committed to high principles and morality.
>I'm sorry I voted for you."
>With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
>The President was shocked and sat in stunned silence.
>Cheney leaned across the table and in a quiet voice
>said to the stunned president,
>"Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced quiche".