Let's give them a hand.
We can keep an eye on the news for the next few days and write some material for them.
Tomorrow night's programme is being written as I write. I have kept an eye on the news and found very little material in it.
Iris Robinson was confused by the seemingly contradictory rules in the Bible.
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Homosexuality is an abomination
Love thy neighbour
Well two out of three aint bad.
Anyway, it wasn't adultery. He was a teenager.
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The definition of a balanced Irish liberal "Someone who is appalled by Irish Robinson's condemnation of homosexuality and is equally appalled by her sleeping with someone 40 years her junior"
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There must be good material in the Ugandan Government's proposals on homosexuality. Apparently they are introducing the death penalty for "aggravated homosexuality". (This will probably appear on their true or false story round). This is a very serious issue, so RTE might not like comedy about it. "Ugandan homosexuals welcomed the move as they now have a right to apply for refugee status in Ireland."
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The Bank of Ireland shareholders voted 99.9% in favour of the NAMA deal. That is because NAMA is paying a "fair" price for the bad loans.
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Good news for once. Drugs crime is down. [broken link removed]
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House prices fell by 20% last year according to the [broken link removed]. At last, reliable unbiased data.
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Sales of Range Rovers fell by 97% just as we need them for the snow.
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Enda Kenny slams government for not collecting back all the grit during the thaw, so that they can use it again. This would be a priority for any FG led government. The Green Party have said that we should look at ways of recovering the salt used so that it would be sustable.