An office worker, on his way home from work in Dublin, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a Garda officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Garda, what's the hold up?
The officer replies, "Mary Harney is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in petrol and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and Fianna Faill told her to forget about running for President in 2010. So we're taking up a collection for her.
The man asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
Tee hee hee
The officer replies, "Mary Harney is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in petrol and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and Fianna Faill told her to forget about running for President in 2010. So we're taking up a collection for her.
The man asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
Tee hee hee