Sweet Storey

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After
a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to
that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm
a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie
says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look
after you."
Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as
long as you'll look after me", and off they go.


After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon
as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take
one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles
over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and
generally having a laugh.

After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered
Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly
Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going
to look after me."

"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f***ing menthol

:lol HOW SWEET!

OR

A road and a footpath walk into a bar. Suddenly a red piece of tarmac appears and the road runs and hides in the corner. The footpath goes over and asks the road what the problem is. The road turns around and says
"Yourman is a cyclepath"