B BlueSpud Registered User Messages 879 7 Apr 2006 #1 Two nuns were sitting on a park bench when a streaker ran past. One of the nuns had a stroke, but the other one was not fast enough.
Two nuns were sitting on a park bench when a streaker ran past. One of the nuns had a stroke, but the other one was not fast enough.
H Humpback Registered User Messages 859 7 Apr 2006 #2 Same two nuns driving in the car when a vampire lands on the bonnet. "Quick, show him your cross" says Nun 1. Nun 2 leans out the window shouting "get off me feckin' car you nasty vampire"....
Same two nuns driving in the car when a vampire lands on the bonnet. "Quick, show him your cross" says Nun 1. Nun 2 leans out the window shouting "get off me feckin' car you nasty vampire"....