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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

'First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector', says the Coroner.

'Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'

The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?'

'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is a more unusual one. Patrick Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'

'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

'He thought he was having his picture taken'.
 
I find it racist and as an a proud Irishman, I want you to know I am deeply offended!
 
Exactly. Why couldn't the Irishman have the 20 year old mistress, the whisky and get hit by lightening? Now that would be a way to go.
 
Struck by lightening in a bath of Whiskey whilst tupping your 20 year old mistress... now that is a way to go!
 
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