"Piotr McLooneyiwich did ya say?", interrupted old Chief Cutest_of_Em_all. "Well er", he continued squinting into the darkest recesses of the Teepee suspiciously, "well, er, just between us tribal elders, I er, might gave some er, information that er, might be relevant to his er, delayed arrival, that I might be able to er, pass on, by way of a dig-out or a hot tip, er if we were on our bleedin' own.
"Er, here Mrs Big Chief FatLips, could you go pound some er, manioc or er, chew some bison hide for Big Chief FatLips new boots or write a buke or er, do some squaw stuff?"
Mrs Big Chief FatLips withdrew out of earshot and went about her squawly chores, seething that old Chief Cutest_of_Em_all still had such influence over her presence in the Grand Teepee of the Braves of Bravado
"I er, seen him earlier on me way here", continued old Chief Cutest_of_Em_all when they were on their own, "an' de Tribal Guards had pulled him over on dat new stretch of de Chisholm Trail you er, opened last year. I pulled up to er, see if I cudda helped. Dey charged him wit talkin' horse-5h1te or spreadin' it on your new road, I'm not really sure, but dey were in full uniform; Levis, dey used to be called but I hear since the recession dere now called levies.
"In anyway, dey arrested him an' took him to dat new place at the end of the Chisholm Trail, O'Bama Barracks, I tink it's called...