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POLISH DIVORCE...
A Polish man married a Canadian girl. Having been born in Canada in a
Polish community, which his Great grandparents founded, his English was very far
from perfect and despite being disowned by his own family, they got along very
well. Until one day he rushed into a Lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The Lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "Ja, Ja, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never really
needed one."
LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations in Canada and Poland are fine."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound. We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: "No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
wait for it
almost there
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drugstore and put
on shelf in bathroom. I can read it says Polish Remover."
A Polish man married a Canadian girl. Having been born in Canada in a
Polish community, which his Great grandparents founded, his English was very far
from perfect and despite being disowned by his own family, they got along very
well. Until one day he rushed into a Lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The Lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "Ja, Ja, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never really
needed one."
LAWYER: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations in Canada and Poland are fine."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound. We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: "No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "NO, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
wait for it
almost there
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drugstore and put
on shelf in bathroom. I can read it says Polish Remover."
