Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States."
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States."