Passport Office - Government Economic Strategy

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I have it sussed, Government do not want passports issued, in a bid to stop people leaving the country and thus spending their Euro's overseas....simple.
 
What euros? - soon everyone will be unemployed.
(Apart from politicians)

We'll be soon constructing makeshift rafts to get away, passport or no passport.
 
I have it sussed, Government do not want passports issued, in a bid to stop people leaving the country and thus spending their Euro's overseas....simple.

I would have thought the Govt wants everyone to have a passport so the unemployed can all emigrate and not be drawing social welfare and the Govt can say unemployment is dropping
 
... We'll be soon constructing makeshift rafts to get away, ...
Instructions here - [broken link removed]

Will we now need a Department of Rafts to licence the rafts and administer a new raft-tax and a Minister with a ministerial raft and driver? Do Mercedes-Benz even make rafts?

Possible candidates for the ministerial job could be

  • George Raft
  • Rafta Benitez
  • Pat Rafter.
Any others?

This now-found upsurge in rafting will need a new religion, so maybe someone could establish a Raftafarian Church, maybe in Raftfarnham?