Overheard in porch of Augustinian Church, John's Lane , Dublin.
'Mary, did your Treacy have her baby?'
' Yes, thank God , a lovely little girl'
'Ah sure, that's lovely , what did she call her?'
'Well, it's like this, Josie, there's 147 saints in the Irish calendar of saints, and what does she do but call her after a f.....ing nut!!! Hazel !!!
Overheard in the Coombe Outpatients.
When are you due, you mustn't have long more?
No, only till Fri. Just saw my fellow and he's bringing me in on Friday to seduce me!!!