UB customer - first time in yonks (at least 40 years!) that I was able to transact stuff with frontline staff (close regular old savings account, open new one on new terms etc.). Used to have to make appointment, wait until the bank employee had finished coffee, chat etc. before deigning to see me. Maybe there's a little bit of sea-change. Can I suggest that you go to frontline staff and make your request, politely stating that you do not wish to make an appointment but want to transact your business immediately.