A little Dub boy riding around North Dublin on a new bike, was stopped by a mounted Garda. Where did you get the bike enquired the Garda? From Santa replied the young lad. Well next time you see Santa tell him to put a bell and light on his bikes in future. O.K. replies the lad, but tell me where you got your horse the boy asked the Garda? From Santa too replied the Garda. Well next time you see Santa tell him to put the bo**ix under the horse and not on top of it.