> After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to
> perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but
> nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him, "This is all in your
> mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
>
> After a few visits to the psychiatrist, the shrink confesses, "I am
> at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured" and he refers the
> man to a Cajun witch doctor.
>
> The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
> flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch
> doctor says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once
> a year." "All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as
> long as you wish!"
>
> The guy then asks the witch doctor, "What happens when it's over?"
>
> The witch doctor says, "All you or your partner has to say is '1234'
> and it will go down. But be warned: after that, it will not work
> again for another year!"
>
> The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and eager to
> surprise his wife. He can't wait to go to bed. They get in bed and he
> says, "123," and just like magic, he gets an erection. His wife turns
> over and says, "What did you say '123' for?