One for horse.

Man in bar

A lady asked the barman if could give her a double entendre.

So he gave her one.
 
Re: Man in bar

DCU is full of dyslexics who wanted to go to UCD
And UCD is full of dyslexics who wanted to go to DCU.
 
Re: Man in bar

Q.When do bakers work the hardest ? A. When they knead the dough.!!! (need the dough )
 
Knead the dough

That's a bad joke that doesn't get any better when you feel you have to explain it.
 
Re: Man in bar

Pigmy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Where did you get him asks the barman ? In the Jungle , there's thousands more in there replies the parrot . :rollin