Now that's why I need a man!!!

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Tip of the day, ladies.

Even if you know why the washing machine doesn't empty......
And you have located the filter thing and managed to ease off the kick plate......
Despite the fact you have your very own screwdriver and know how to use it....not to mention you have trusty baking tin and a pile of towels and mops at the ready........

Please, for the sake of your floor admit that there are some things we're just not built for and a man's strength might just be required when you unscrew the filther thing and water comes gushing out cos there's no way in blazes you can ever get the thing back on against the tide that has to have been simply gallons of water which will then settle peacefully under the darn machine (which you can't get out cos it's fitted into under the worktop).

Opppps!
 
Mrs Car? Is that you? Dinner better be ready when I get home if Im goin to be wearing me best plumbin britches later on.
 
did ye see poor Bree(sp?) on Desparate Housewives last night, Orson made her cook a pot roast in the middle of the night cos she'd made a promise and in the excitement of her book launch she was home late and exhausted.

If I tried that I'd get a few expletives, a few threats of physical violence and the silent treatment for a week. Dont think your average Irish woman would stand for that (nor would your average Irish man be so petty ...... or unwise ).

On a totally unrelated note, God forgive me but that Terry Hatcher is still a fine looking woman.
 
Betsy Og said:
On a totally unrelated note, God forgive me but that Terry Hatcher is still a fine looking woman.
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Agreed. When Mrs Boris is watching it, I rename it the "Terri Hatcher Show". In good jest of course (or might not get a dinner when she is cooking)
 

That was a bit creepy but then wasn't he (Orsen or whatever he's called) a bit of a mysoginist control freak with his first wife?

Actually, I need a dedicated DH thread, I tuned out for a while and when I found it last week on RTE 2 the twins had grown up, Gabby had two kids and the delectable Mike had split up from the Terri Hatcher one
 
DH skipped ahead 5 years to freshen it up a bit, so you havent missed anything as such. Mrs. McCloskey is holding up well though (the auld one who should have shown most wear & tear)
 
- Opening those pesky (childproof) bleach bottles, you know, the ones where you have to press part of the top in then twist.

- Opening said jam jars or Uncle Bens jars .

- Oh yea, and grilling cheese on toast ( caus OH can't stand the smell. )
 
Graham_07;731140- said:
Opening said jam jars or Uncle Bens jars .
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Just give the side of the jar lid a little tap on the edge of your worktop/counter/table and it will open easily.
 
Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. ! Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ' do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
 

Excellent!!! LOL
 
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