Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming
Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a
doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The
doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu
that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and
that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not
surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around
the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one
last opinion from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor
examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate
suckness ey" "
What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different
answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to
cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards
wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a
doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The
doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu
that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and
that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not
surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around
the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one
last opinion from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor
examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate
suckness ey" "
What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different
answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to
cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards
wanted to take my test tickets off me!"