Nerdy jokes.

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Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. Traffic cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg: "No, but I know exactly where I am."

There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
 
here are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
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A colleague of mine insisted to his kids that 1 + 1 = 10, not because he's a tracker bond salesman or pyramid scheme operator, but because he tends to work in binary all the time.
 
Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
 
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It's a geek thing - consider it a compliment if you don't get the jokes! 8o
 
Nit picking

1 + 1 doesn't = 10.

01 + 01 does = 10
 
Re: Nit picking II

There's nothing to say that leading zeros on binary numbers are mandatory...
 
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There is my dear fellow, it's called context!

Aside, do you not consider yourself to be a leading 0?
 
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Thare are three types of people in the world;
those who can count, and those who can't.
 
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Dobber , welcome back again . I hope you will stay longer this time. As I said earlier they have lost their marbles . They are the nerds !!!! :lol
 
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Thanks and I will try but it's been hectic lately nice to see the board is as busy as ever
 
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