National Lottery scrambles to find five Porsche Winners

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Frank Zappa

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Five Lotto winners who won a Porsche in May haven't bothered to collect them and may lose their prizes.

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Here is a top five list of why I think they have not collected.

1. They cant afford the Insurance ( even with a 25 grand win )
2. They can't afford the road tax ( Even with a 25 grand win )
3. They can't afford the petrol ( even with a 25 grand win )
4. They wouldn't be seen dead in a Porsche for tax reasons.
5. No one really paid any attention to the promotion.

Why not post your top five reasons why the five winners couldn't be bothered collecting this too good to be true prize of a car that will go on costing you forever.
 
1.I just paid for a new conservatory, I don't want a Porsche as well
2. I already have a Porsche and use of Daddy's Daimler for week-ends
3. Porsches are like, so 80's dude, these are the noughties, roish?
4. Porsche is like the new Skoda - I want a Koniggssegg CCX
5. My Probation Officer drives a Porsche, feck that, man
6. Its a Plastic Porsche, a Cayman
7. The Lotto? Hey dude I can't even count - all those numbers like freak me out, man
 
1. Noone will ever ever let you out of a side road.
2. Its not just plastic, its cheap plastic made in Korea on a bad Monday morning.
3. I like my car to start on a morning (Mx-5's rock! )
4. It's so boring i fell asleep before getting to 4 or 5
 
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