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mick1960

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There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot on the stage squawked, “It’s in his sleeve!” The magician after the show complained to the captain about the parrot ruining his act,the captain said 'That parrot is beloved by the passengers and the crew,you will go before that parrot does!'

The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot Squawked, “It’s in his pocket!”
This went on for weeks leaving the magician in despair and at his wits end. As he was performing one night,There was an explosion in the engine room and the ship sank
The magician was lucky enough to find a Toilet door to hang on to. On the other end of the door was the parrot. They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the magician shouted 'what?' the parrot said, “I give up, what’d you do with the ship?”
 
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