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>Monkey Business......
> >A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey and ordered a drink. While
> >he
> >was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some
> >olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate
> >them. It jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard balls,
> >stuck
> >it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallowed it
> >whole.
> >
> >The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
> >did?"
> >
> >The guy said, "No, what?"
> >
> >"He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table...whole!"
> >
> >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything
> >in
> >sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finished his
> >drink,
> >paid his bar bill and paid for the stuff the monkey ate and walked out.
> >
> >Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with his monkey. He
> >ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar as before.
> >While the man was finishing his drink, the monkey found a maraschino
> >cherry
> >on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, then pulled it out and
> >ate
> >it. Then it found a peanut.. This, too, he stuck up his butt, pulled it
> >out
> >and ate it.
> >
> >The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he
> >asked.
> >
> >"No, what?" replied the guy.
> >
> >"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate
> >it.
> >The same with a peanut!"
> >
> >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." said the guy.
> >
> >"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that
> >cue
> >ball, he measures everything first."
> >
> >
> >A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey and ordered a drink. While
> >he
> >was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some
> >olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate
> >them. It jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard balls,
> >stuck
> >it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallowed it
> >whole.
> >
> >The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
> >did?"
> >
> >The guy said, "No, what?"
> >
> >"He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table...whole!"
> >
> >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything
> >in
> >sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finished his
> >drink,
> >paid his bar bill and paid for the stuff the monkey ate and walked out.
> >
> >Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with his monkey. He
> >ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar as before.
> >While the man was finishing his drink, the monkey found a maraschino
> >cherry
> >on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, then pulled it out and
> >ate
> >it. Then it found a peanut.. This, too, he stuck up his butt, pulled it
> >out
> >and ate it.
> >
> >The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he
> >asked.
> >
> >"No, what?" replied the guy.
> >
> >"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate
> >it.
> >The same with a peanut!"
> >
> >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." said the guy.
> >
> >"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that
> >cue
> >ball, he measures everything first."
> >
> >