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A man walks into a bank, goes up to the woman behind the counter and roars at her: 'I want to open a f*cking current account!'
The astonished woman replies: 'I beg your pardon, sir, I must have misunderstood you. What did you just say?'
'Listen up, willya, you silly b*tch. I said I want to open a f*cking current account — like, now! D'you not understand English, or something?'
'I'm sorry, sir,' she replies coolly, 'but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.'
The cashier leaves the counter and goes over to the manager to inform him of the situation. The manager reassures her that she certainly does not have to submit to that kind of abuse, they return to the window together and the manager asks the man sternly: 'Sir, what exactly seems to be the problem here?'
"There's no f*cking problem, son', the man says. 'I just won 16 million Euro in the f*cking lotto and I want to open a f*cking current account, you thick b*ll*x, is that okay?"
'I see,' says the manager. 'And is this stupid cow giving you a hard time?'
The astonished woman replies: 'I beg your pardon, sir, I must have misunderstood you. What did you just say?'
'Listen up, willya, you silly b*tch. I said I want to open a f*cking current account — like, now! D'you not understand English, or something?'
'I'm sorry, sir,' she replies coolly, 'but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.'
The cashier leaves the counter and goes over to the manager to inform him of the situation. The manager reassures her that she certainly does not have to submit to that kind of abuse, they return to the window together and the manager asks the man sternly: 'Sir, what exactly seems to be the problem here?'
"There's no f*cking problem, son', the man says. 'I just won 16 million Euro in the f*cking lotto and I want to open a f*cking current account, you thick b*ll*x, is that okay?"
'I see,' says the manager. 'And is this stupid cow giving you a hard time?'