DUBLIN NORTHSIDE LEAVING CERT
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
IN THE NORTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
NAME _________________________
NICK-NAME ____________________
GANG NAME ____________________
1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno for 300
Euro and 90 grams to Tomo for 90 Euro a gram,what is the street value of
the rest of
his hold?
3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 Euro, to
make a 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?
4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got 350,000 for the hit. If
his
common law wife spends 33,100 per month, how much money will be left
when he gets out of the 'Joy?
Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing the
slapper that spent his money?
5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square metres and the
average
letter is 1 square metre, how many letters can be sprayed with an eight
fluid ounce can of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed of 35
mph, Eamo loads his brother's gun.. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load
the gun, how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets whacked?
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DUBLIN SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
NAME______________________________
________________________
__________________________________
_________________________
__________________________________
_________________________
__________________________________
_________________________
__________________________________
_________________________
__________________(if longer, please request extra paper)
SCHOOL____________________
DADDY'S COMPANY___________
1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage and
killing three people. The old man asks his local TD to intervene in the
court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of
y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance
settlement for the three dead people. What kind of car is Julian driving
now?
2. Chloe s personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand
products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course
of a
month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Chloe doesn't
even
notice the difference. Is she thick or what?
3. Roly fancies the This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language off a certain number of birds, but he only has
enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 Rohypnol,
how is he ever going to shag the other two-thirds?
4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a size
8 Versace.
If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she has to make
do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbano. How much does liposuction cost?
5. If Ross shouts Affluence 5 many times from the car window how many
high fives is he due?
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COUNTRY LEAVING CERT
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
OUTSIDE DUBLIN
Name: Paddy/M ry (circle one)
1. If Paddy Joe Murphy drove a Massey Ferguson through PaddyJohn's
turnip
crop at 10miles an hour. What colour was Paddy John's tractor?
2. If John Joe likes Mary and Mary likes Paddy, how much is a pint of
stout
in O'Brien's at the crossroads?
3. Paddy Joe Mahoney has 25 sheep, 10 cows, 12 hens, a cockerel and 6
geese. John Joe has 12 sheep, 18 cows and 12 pigs. How much does Paddy
Joe offer to John Joe for a dowry for Mary?
4. If it takes Sarah Jane 40 minutes to cycle 12 miles to O'Brien's on
the
crossroads for the ceilidh and it takes Mary Murphy 40 minutes to walk 2
miles
to O'Brien's, which girl will end up in John Joe's hay barn?
5. If Paddy Joe's prize hen can lay 4 eggs every morning and his other
hens
can lay only two each the odd morning, which one will he have for Sunday
dinner?
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
IN THE NORTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
NAME _________________________
NICK-NAME ____________________
GANG NAME ____________________
1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno for 300
Euro and 90 grams to Tomo for 90 Euro a gram,what is the street value of
the rest of
his hold?
3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 Euro, to
make a 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?
4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got 350,000 for the hit. If
his
common law wife spends 33,100 per month, how much money will be left
when he gets out of the 'Joy?
Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing the
slapper that spent his money?
5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square metres and the
average
letter is 1 square metre, how many letters can be sprayed with an eight
fluid ounce can of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed of 35
mph, Eamo loads his brother's gun.. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load
the gun, how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets whacked?
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DUBLIN SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
NAME______________________________
________________________
__________________________________
_________________________
__________________________________
_________________________
__________________________________
_________________________
__________________________________
_________________________
__________________(if longer, please request extra paper)
SCHOOL____________________
DADDY'S COMPANY___________
1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage and
killing three people. The old man asks his local TD to intervene in the
court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of
y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance
settlement for the three dead people. What kind of car is Julian driving
now?
2. Chloe s personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand
products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course
of a
month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Chloe doesn't
even
notice the difference. Is she thick or what?
3. Roly fancies the This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language off a certain number of birds, but he only has
enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 Rohypnol,
how is he ever going to shag the other two-thirds?
4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a size
8 Versace.
If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she has to make
do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbano. How much does liposuction cost?
5. If Ross shouts Affluence 5 many times from the car window how many
high fives is he due?
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COUNTRY LEAVING CERT
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS
OUTSIDE DUBLIN
Name: Paddy/M ry (circle one)
1. If Paddy Joe Murphy drove a Massey Ferguson through PaddyJohn's
turnip
crop at 10miles an hour. What colour was Paddy John's tractor?
2. If John Joe likes Mary and Mary likes Paddy, how much is a pint of
stout
in O'Brien's at the crossroads?
3. Paddy Joe Mahoney has 25 sheep, 10 cows, 12 hens, a cockerel and 6
geese. John Joe has 12 sheep, 18 cows and 12 pigs. How much does Paddy
Joe offer to John Joe for a dowry for Mary?
4. If it takes Sarah Jane 40 minutes to cycle 12 miles to O'Brien's on
the
crossroads for the ceilidh and it takes Mary Murphy 40 minutes to walk 2
miles
to O'Brien's, which girl will end up in John Joe's hay barn?
5. If Paddy Joe's prize hen can lay 4 eggs every morning and his other
hens
can lay only two each the odd morning, which one will he have for Sunday
dinner?