Married life

No Friday gem from Dobber, so heres mine----

Mother asks daughter "how is married life"? Daughter replies shyly "it's like the British Airways ad............ 7 days a week, twice a day, both ways.

this older married man goes to his doctor and tells the doc that he thinks his wife is getting on a bit and that he thinks she losing her hearing. So the doc gives his advice. The man goes home and from about 40 feet from his wife asks 'whats for dinner' , hearing nothing back he tries again from 30 feet, still nothing so he tries from 20 feet, no response, he tries from 10 feet, still nothing, so he goes up real close and asks again ' whats for dinner' and his wife replies ' for the fifth f*****g time Chicken'