It's all part of an elaborate plot, prompted by the uncertainty over Staunton's future.
Mourinho's availability encourages Sevilla to let Ramos go to Spurs who will shortly sack Jol. Encouraged by his links with Robbie Keane, the FAI appoint Jol as Staunton's replacement, leaving the Louthman free to take the reins at Stamford Bridge (which is what they secretly want).
It's all coming along nicely. What more can I say?