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THREE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit
sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.
Management Lesson
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must
be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." Well, why
don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey
pecked at the droppings, and found it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more , he
reached the second branch. Finally after a
fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson
Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.
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Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
This ends your three minute management course.
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit
sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.
Management Lesson
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must
be sitting very, very high up.
____________________________________
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." Well, why
don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey
pecked at the droppings, and found it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more , he
reached the second branch. Finally after a
fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of
the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson
Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.
_____________________________________
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
him out and ate him.
Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
This ends your three minute management course.