Love juice

Purple

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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,"Dad, what's love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says: "So what were you watchin'?"
Billy says, " Wimbledon ."
 
I thought this thread was going to be for some liquid Viagra or some such!
 
There is no such phrase in tennis as "love deuce" - they cannot occur together. The boy is a liar...............
 
There's a little fruit juice bar called "love juice" in standsted airport, always makes me smile. Never get anything from there though!