Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little
Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said,
''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue
and stuck her again. ''This post will be deleted if not edited immediately Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said,
''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a
third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up
and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break
it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little
Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said,
''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue
and stuck her again. ''This post will be deleted if not edited immediately Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said,
''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a
third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up
and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break
it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.