Lex Foutish
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You pick up a hitch-hiker, a beautiful young lady. Suddenly, she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital.
Now, that's stressful!
But at the hospital, they say that she is pregnant and congratulate you, now that you're going to be a father.
You say you are not the father but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful.
So, then you request a DNA test to prove that you're not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor tells you that you are infertile and probably have been since birth.
You are extremely stressed, but relieved.
On your way home, you think about your three kids.
Now, that's stress!
Now, that's stressful!
But at the hospital, they say that she is pregnant and congratulate you, now that you're going to be a father.
You say you are not the father but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful.
So, then you request a DNA test to prove that you're not the father.
After the tests are completed, the doctor tells you that you are infertile and probably have been since birth.
You are extremely stressed, but relieved.
On your way home, you think about your three kids.
Now, that's stress!